


Use the Gloves

by Nature9000



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2008-08-14
Updated: 2008-08-14
Packaged: 2013-06-29 22:35:38
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 670
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4473828/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1438106/Nature9000
Summary: Freddie finds a pair of mysterious gloves in the attic and quickly learns of their usage. This is a crackfic, please read and enjoy.





	Use the Gloves

Use the Gloves

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly, or any of the others this is crossed with

A/N: This is a crackfic crossover, so it will most likely be short and sweet.

A/N: I'll take this moment to apologize to anyone that likes the show "Barney" and let me just say, that I won't lie. I don't like Barney. Yet, this fic was inspired by something, and that's why I wrote it. Barney does in fact die.

-THE PURPLE MENACE MUST DIE-

Freddie sat in his attic at home, knowing full well that there really wasn't anything he needed from that room. He didn't really care, he was bored and needed something to do that would entertain him. Of course, his girlfriend, Sam could always entertain him when needed, but she was serving detention once again. He sighed and looked over at a very well decorated box that rested on a shelf.

For some reason, this box seemed to be calling out his name. He couldn't resist the pull of the jewel engraved object. Freddie got up and pulled the box off the shelf, when he opened the box, he found two white gloves with a note on top of them. The note was written by one of his ancestors, perhaps an ancestor that lived hundreds of years ago, he did not know. All he knew was this ancestor's note was signed with the initials of "RM" and it had very neat handwriting.

He took the gloves out of the box and put them on his hand, they were a perfect fit. He also noticed that there was an odd design on the two gloves; he figured he'd have to research that later on. Freddie then walked over to the window and glanced out. He thought he saw something strange in the distance, so he opened the window and leaned out slightly. He could see what it was; it was a large and purple dinosaur, dancing all around.

His eyes widened considerably at the sight, his hands tightened and the gloves rubbed together. A strange spark ignited from the gloves and lit a nearby tree on fire. Freddie was shocked at the sight, he held his hand out and focused on the same tree once more. He needed to research what had just happened, so he snapped his fingers and the same tree went up in flames yet again. He continued to gaze at his gloves with an extremely shocked look; he thought that his ancestor had to be some interesting person if he had gloves like that.

Freddie looked toward the purple dinosaur and frowned, it was a creature that was supposed to bring joy to people everywhere by its singing and its love. Yet this dinosaur seemed maniacal to Freddie, he couldn't bear to watch the dinosaur shake its hips and sing in a frightening voice that made you want to wear earplugs and slam peanut butter down the creature's throat. He pondered if he should use the glove to bring this purple menace to an end, and exactly as he thought of sparing the creature, his fingers snapped. The creature was then lit on fire and melting to the ground.

Freddie quickly brought himself back into the room and closed the door, he pulled off the gloves and stared at them, a bright grin was on his face. He thought back to what he had just done and shrugged, he didn't really care about the incident. He knew that he had a great story to tell Sam.

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By the way, if anybody can guess what Anime those gloves are from and what character uses them, let me know! Yes, it's shorter than all my other oneshots, but as mentioned, there was a reason. It's a crackfic, and so there you have it. I'll put out a more serious oneshot soon, and my stories will be updated soon as well!


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